freexcitizen

coreyliftsworld:

45-70govt:

thearmedgentleman:

cerebralzero:

556operateitfagget:

>Points to Mosin Nagant

Person: OMG YOU OWN A GUN BUT IT COULD KILL SOMEONE IT COULD KILL ME OMG

Me: Are you a fascist?

Person: No

Me: Then you are safe

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>points at Suomi 

 Person: OMG YOU OWN A GUN BUT IT COULD KILL SOMEONE IT COULD KILL ME OMG

Me: are you a Communist?

Person: no

Me: Shouldn’t be an issue than.

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>points at SMLE

Person: OMG YOU OWN A GUN BUT IT COULD KILL SOMEONE IT COULD KILL ME OMG

Me: are you a sauerkraut eating Jerry mongrel?

Person: What?

Me: lISTEN SIRRAH IT’S EIGHT BONG, EIGHT BONG Y’HEAR, OFF TO THE RACES TO KILL SOME JERRY HUNS BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES GOD SAVE THE QUEEN THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIREEE

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>Points at me armalite

Non-Fenian swine: Listen er’ you feckin cunt don’t you be knowin’ that bugger couldve gone off and kill yer wee sister?

Me: Is my wee sister an RUC man with 600 brit bong soldiers at ‘er feet?

Non-Fenian swine: beg yer pardon?

Me: WELL ITS DOWN IN THE BOGSHIRE ITS WHERE I LONG TO BE, LYIN’ IN THE DARK WITH A PROVO COMPANY. A COMRADE ON ME LEFT AND ANOTHERONE ON ME RIGHT AND A CLIP OF AMMUNITION FER ME LITTLE ARMALITE

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I feel like I just watched a musical.